Do you want to know dirty little secrets of shemales?
It took me quite some time to find this out, also with the help of my transsexual friends. Warning! This information may be somehow rude towards shemales. If you are offended by a shocking truth, please do not proceed.
I was wondering for a long time, how do shemales manage to fool guys in bars? and make them think they are real girls. Is there a sure way to tell a shemale from a real girl (besides feeling her crotch)?
So i have compiled a number of signs, how to tell a shemale from a real girl. Not all of these signs may apply to a specific shemale, but if you’re observing more than 50% of them, the chances are your date is a shemale.
- Bone structure. This is something that is too hard to change in the transition process. Of course, some of the tgirls may go as far as removing their ribs (I’m kidding here, but one famous pop diva did that). Here are the signs:
- Too large hands and wrists
- Too large feet
- Too big shoulders
- Too angular face
- Height. As a rule, shemales are taller than the girls of their environment.
- Smell. Shemales smell funny. Not like real girls. It’s true but a little rude. The smell resembles something unusual, but more on a manly side. You know, that weird mix of a female perfume with natural manly smell. I heard that asian ladyboys smell more like real girls. There’s one positive thing about that, you know. Trannies never smell like a dirty pussy.
- Voice. Shemales have more deep voice than the real girls.
- Taste. Real girls taste sweet when you kiss them on the lips or on the skin. Shemales taste different, more like men.
- Skin feel. Girls have more smooth skin than shemales.
- Tits feel. Granted most of the shemales have silicone breasts, they are very easy to tell. Natural, or hormone breasts, feel natural to touch. Silicone breasts look good, but this is not something you’d enjoy touching very much.
- Asses. Latin shemales have big silicone asses, while real girls have normal sized round asses.
- Adam’s apple. The bulge that sticks out in front of the throat. During puberty the girls’ larynx doesn’t grow as much as the boys’. So if a shemale-to-be wasn’t taking feminine hormones during puberty, her Adam’s apple will normally be bigger. But again, the modern surgery can remove Adam’s apple.
- Behaviour. You know that the real girls can easily go nuts (especially during PMS) than real men. Well, as for shemales, they are also capable of mood swings and weird behavior. Sometimes even easier than the girls, when they over-do on hormones.
- Belly. Real girls have a little belly and shemales have flat belly. This only applies to slim shemales though, as chubby ones have bellies too.
- Clothes style. Real girls dress up like normal people and trannies dress up like hookers.
- Cough. Some people complain that ladyboys clears their throats with a deep meaningful echoing hack. So if you hear a girl mustering a strong loud hack, chances are she’s a shemale.
So, is it all that bad? Of course not! The reason we love shemales is because they are not real girls. In conclusion, a few words about why shemales are better than girls:
- PMS. No menstruation “”” no PMS “”” no weird behaviour.
- Cellulitis. Shemales don’t have cellulites.
- Oral sex. It’s no a secret that shemales generally satisfy men orally better than girls.
All in all, shemales are cool. That’s why we love them. Don’t we?
Yours,
Shemale Sex Lover
Post tags: news, shemale, tranny, transsexual
I woul like some more of your sexy picture’s
Boy does this dude have some of his facts screwed up. Silicone ass? Actually those come from taking hormones and their natural genetics.
I would be wary of using these guidelines. A “real” girl might just kick your ass for making a wrong assumption.
For the most part, I agree with your post,but I have known several shemales,who have none of the aforementioned attributes.
The only way to determine their gender,would be to see them nude.
True story….
need to see pictures of those shemales throbbing cocks>
I’d say those warning signs apply to a hefty majority of shemales. Particularly caucasian or black ones. I’ve never met one in real life mind you and have only seen them online. It seems that the shemales from Asia, Brazil or Latino background tend to be more passable as female than most. On occasion you see one who cannot be distinguised from a woman. When I look at Bianca I see nothing that leads me to think she wasnt a woman until she pulls out her cock. I have no sense of smell so I’d never know about that. Was curious as to what their skin felt like and how they tasted.
But they are still amazing !!!
They are fantastic all in one that’s what I want the whole bundle relpy
hi mate, how ‘s goin?
i’m from brazil, the paradise of trnsexuals but unfortunatelly i dont have money enough to enjoy it…
very funny post, i didn’t read every thing but i think it’s all truth
i’m living in australia but i don’t have found many shemales just a few and , again, very expensive
i’m thinkin about go to thailand, there i think is the paradise
can you please give me some information about that
the aaverage price, dangerous/safe places, some clues
really sore for my horrible english
i’m learning
all the best
I dont understand why you have to do this …
It fair for tham .. Iam sure yhey dont want everyone know tham a man before
yeah, we all know their hot but the real question is for some men out there is being seen in public with them.. do you really think you’d act the same if people knew she was a shemale.. i been there the first time i was half-open but tried to be secretive, we kissed in front of people and people can tell she was a tranny but i was still there not regretting it.. all in all Shemale Sex Lover this your boy TsTrueLove and for everybody who reads this just know what you want and have fun with it.. i know its sexy, i dont care who knows fuck its my sexuality are those people buying my food are they supporting my habits and paying my rent, no… so i dont really need to hear their judgement..lol.. dude be happy that you like this rare sexual prefrence i know i am…
You should add a photo for comparing them. I mean to compare the body differences.
I’ve been straight all my life but do like some anal stuff. I’m not really attracted to guys but a chick with a dick…..for some reason that turns me on. I get hard thinking about it.
Anyway, I just had a “girl” who is Vietnamese message me off of a dating site. She looks very HOT and nothing about her looks like a guy…but her name makes me wonder. I won’t mention it here but it does hint and a transvestite.
Now I’m more turned on at that thought then of her being a hot girl.
I guess I’ll have to see. A 69 with a hot lady boy is a big fantasy of mine. If it happens I’ll comment back and let you know about the experience.